A list of things that your typical, run-of-the-mill pigeon could do better than I can.
1. Poop on statues.
2. Fly
3. Lay Eggs
4. Dance
5. Play Foosball
6. Speak Spanish
7. Study
8. Sleep
They are all completely and indisputably true. Don't even attempt to argue with me, or I will send trained gerbil assassins after you.
In other news, I am bored and have nothing to do. Al Mohler would probably say that I should go out and evangelize. I tend to think I should sleep or play msn games or watch a movie. So tell me, dear reader, which should I do?
I'm glad you put something up. Something's better than nothing, and 3 months is too long for nothing.
ReplyDeleteI think you should've evangelized a pigeon then took a nap. Evangelizing's hard work.