Satirical Evidence

Grumbles

I told you I was lost
And a light shone up ahead
A blaze that filled my soul with dread
And I knew you had not heard
So I turned without a word
And walked the other way.
I told you I was scared
When suddenly winds came howling
The winds they came growling round my sides
And I knew you thought I'd lied
And had left me on my own.
I told you I was hurt
And healing waters sprang around me
Rushing flood waters quickly found me
And took me far from help
And I knew I was by myself.
I pleaded I was hungry
When birds came flocking near
When birds came pecking near
And I was filled with fear
I knew I had complained too much.
I told you I couldn't find you
And a shove came on my back
A wind came moaning it's attack
A fire blocked all the pathways back
Rivers came and pushed me on my way
And birds sang of the coming day
And I held my head and sighed
Said, "I'm still not sure which way to go
And I wish you would stop mumbling so."